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Goldman,
Guns and Bloomberg's B.S.
TSF (also on Huffington Post) – December
2, 2009
By Janet Tavakoli
Bloomberg News has done a lot of good
research during this financial crisis,
so I was surprised yesterday when it released
Alice
Schroeder’s article claiming
Goldman Sachs Group Inc.’s employees
are buying guns to protect themselves
against an uprising against the bank.
Twenty
years ago I worked for Joe Argilagos on Merrill Lynch’s
interest rate swap desk in New York. His father was Jose
Argilagos,
one of the brokers in a Merrill Lynch Florida office shot dead,
after an investor lost money in the crash of 1987. Our current
crisis has provoked public outrage, and Bloomberg has the ability
to uncover facts that may help us get monetary justice not of
the violent variety.
Instead,
Bloomberg gave us a badly executed theme born of gassy
gossip. Schroeder’s source was “a friend” repeating
hearsay from yet another friend. Beyond that, it seems she just
made things up without doing a lick of financial research about
what really has Goldman Sachs spooked, or as it turns out, without
much research at all.
Goldman’s spokesman did not return Schroeder’s call.
The New York Police Department told her it believed some of the
bankers she asked about have gun permits, but didn’t name
names. In other words, there is no verification. She claimed
it is “almost impossible” for ordinary citizens to
obtain a concealed gun permit in New York and nearby states. ZeroHedge debunked Schroeder’s
article. Connecticut is nearby to the New York City and metro
area, and its
requirements are among the more reasonable of the “may issue” states
on the East Coast.
Schroeder
wrote that Goldman Sachs’s CEO Lloyd Blankfein
installed a security gate for his home two months before Bear
Stearns collapsed. She offers this mundane act as evidence of “foresight” and
that “Blankfein somehow anticipated the persecution complex
his fellow bankers would soon suffer.” Schroeder made this
up and wrote it down. She added: “Imagine what emotions
must have been billowing through the halls of Goldman Sachs to
provoke the firm into an apology.”
Meanwhile,
Vanity Fair published, “The
Bank Job,” by
Bethany McLean, the investigative reporter who first questioned
Enron’s accounting. McLean offered a more plausible explanation.
Goldman Sachs played games with the facts to avoid responsibility
for its key role in the huge systemic risk posed by A.I.G.’s
crisis. (McLean cited my research and
gave me credit for it.) Blankfein apologized after the truth
saw daylight: “We
participated in things that were clearly wrong and have reason
to regret.”
Goldman
insured securities with A.I.G. that were created by Goldman
itself [among other CDOs], and Goldman’s
deals made up a large portion of the deals for which other
firms bought protection in the form
of credit default swaps. These trades were the key reason that
billions of dollars of public money were funneled to Goldman
Sachs and other trading partners. The Vanity Fair article did
not include verification revealed in a
report by TARP's Special Inspector General that Goldman refused
to negotiate concessions during the A.I.G. bailout, because it
would have lost money.
Goldman
continues to spin the facts. It recently claimed that it would
make money
if it bought back $13.9 billion of assets
purchased from it by the Federal Reserve during one phase of
the A.I.G. bailout. That is nonsense. The market value of those
assets has declined dramatically and similar assets now trade
for a few pennies on the dollar. Congress should call Goldman’s
bluff and insist it buy back these wasting assets at full price.
Schroeder’s article is an injustice to Bloomberg’s true reporters. It’s a shame when sensationalism drowns
out good journalism. There are a lot more facts yet to be uncovered,
and investigative financial journalists are the kind of people
that really give Goldman Sachs reason to worry.
Afternote: On
December 9, 2009, Susanne Craig of the Wall Street Journal filed
a
dispatch that suggests the Bloomberg article is pure hokum.
Goldman's bankers "aren't packing
heat after all":
“New York police spokesman Paul J. Browne says that their
records show only four Goldman employees have applied for gun
permits in recent years — and the last application was
made in 2003. That application, by the firm’s head of security
for a “carry permit”, was granted. The only other
employee granted a NYPD carry permit” is a building security
guard. It was issued prior to 2003, said a police spokesman.
Those applying for a permit must list their employer.”
Janet
Tavakoli is the president of Tavakoli
Structured Finance, a Chicago-based firm
that provides consulting to financial institutions
and institutional investors. Ms. Tavakoli
has more than 20 years
of experience in senior investment banking
positions, trading, structuring and marketing
structured financial products. She
is a former adjunct professor of derivatives
at the University of Chicago's Graduate
School of Business. She is the author of: Credit
Derivatives & Synthetic Structures (John
Wiley & Sons,
1998, 2001), Structured
Finance & Collateralized Debt Obligations (John
Wiley & Sons, 2008).
Janet
Tavakoli's book on the global financial meltdown is Dear
Mr. Buffett: What An Investor
Learns 1,269 Miles From
Wall Street (Wiley 2009)
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